Oh my goodness me! I’ve just discovered this site from the good folks of Marvel Comics, where you can create your own super hero! How wonderful! Just spent a while doing something fairly inane, so I’d like to present to you: Awesome Man!
As you can see, Awesome Man is pretty dang awesome, and wields the power of awesome in his awesome right hand. His tail of awesome is ready to smite the unworthy, and his gleaming belt of awesome sends his foes running from him, gibbering. Generally, he’s awesome.
